welcome

i'm not really into this whole special first blog entry thing, so let's jump right in.

i'm a twenty-two year old female who is graduating from an ivy league university in less than a month, and who, thanks to the economy, has not a single prospective employer. i do, though, have a whole bunch of stories to tell. lots of ridiculous shit tends to happen to me, and this is really more of a source of word vomit for me and high-class entertainment for you than anything else. friends, family, i hope you never find out who i am. strangers, likewise. this is my divulgence. this is my catharsis.

this is my confessional.