Thursday, May 7, 2009

on fat people porn

i'll start off easy.

i love fat people porn. i find them, not sexually gratifying, but hilarious and fascinating and disgusting all at the same time. i love watching fat people have sex with fat people, fat people have sex with skinny people, fat people squishing skinny people under them and suffocating them with their fat, fat people dominating other fat people and threatening to smack them with their belly fat. fat people are awesome. fat people having sex is awesomer.



i love watching the greased up ripples and stretch marks on a fatty's skin, the bouncing and flexing of certain body parts, their huge areolas and tubular droopy breasts, the fact that when a fat guy bends over, his tiny penis retracts inside his pubic mound fat deposits and forms little more than a knub, the many, many nooks and crannies, the jowls, the cellulite, the fact that when they sit, you can't really see any of their naughty parts because they are completely covered by fat. i want my own fat friend who is confident enough to take off all their clothes for me and let me bend and mold and bounce them however i'd like.

ha. i probably do this just to feel better about myself.

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